weddingsv make me drug and hornr
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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