why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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