yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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