so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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