I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You can make out without kissing
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