Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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