I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
tell me about the eggs
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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