Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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