I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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