The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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