He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My cat gives me a boner
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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