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he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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