Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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