Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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