Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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