Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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