Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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