There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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