You can't special order awesome
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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