I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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