Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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