so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Oh Jesus.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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