I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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