In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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