"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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