This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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