he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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