So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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