There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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