Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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