She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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