Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i was born a porn star she said
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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