yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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