Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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