What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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