I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
