You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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