At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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