dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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