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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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