If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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