oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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