false alarm. still invincible.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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