Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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