Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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