Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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