My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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