I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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