If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She's the barista slut.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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