I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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