you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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