That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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