dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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