It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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